Melony Louise's Natural Habitat

I had the spontaneous urge to hunt down one of my 3,000 dead blogs, clean it out, and start over in it. So, that's what I am doing.

Who the fuck are you, I'm sure you're asking. Well, probably not, but it's a segway and I'm sticking with it, even if my English teachers of the past would hunt me down and beat me with old copies of Elements of Style for doing it. Anyway, my name is Melony. Kind of obvious now, isn't it?

Okay, more detail. I'm a seventeen year old prodigy. Okay, so not really. But I am a high school graduate as of January 2007 and already submerged in college, despite my lack of a real direction. Majors are for next semester.

I'm bisexual, and despite my current taken-by-a-male status I still try to do what I can to "keep it gay" at least a little bit. To be off-topic for a second, Mel Brooks is awesome. But anyway. I've been trying to readopt my habit of going down to Lambda [Sacramento's little gay center] and socializing, even if last time I went I did feel a little ... cold-shouldered.

Which reminds me, I live in Sacramento, California. Well, technically, I live in Rancho Cordova which is now it's own city as of like two years ago and not a part of Sacramento any more. But saying Sacramento is much easier cos people actually have some vague idea of where that is.

By the way, it's no where near Hollywood, so if you guessed that ... pull up a damn map, dude! Ten hour drive folks! Agh!

Oh, and I look a little something like this:


Okay, so that's it for now. Let's pray that I actually return, aye?