Sometimes I think I'm a bad girlfriend. Only my problem is I'm not a flirt, I'll just do anything for a joke and sometimes it comes off as me being a flirt. Take this conversation I just had with a friend of mine online for instance:
Me: Oh this sucks so fucking much.
Me: I had to put medicine stuff on this infection (yum, potential oversharing) and I can feel it working and it fucking hurts!
Him: XD
Him: nice
Me: I hate being a girl!
Me: I want your penis, Ben!
Me: ...
Me: Okay, not yours exactly.
Me: BUT JUST YEAH.
Then he went on to ask me if I caught an STD. He's such a dipshit.
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joke
2 comments:
Here are your 5 questions, have fun!
1. What, exactly, is it that you like about "Closer"?
2. How long have you known you have Tourette's Syndrome?
3. What all parts of your body do you shave?
4. If you could have anyone in the world for a pen pal, who would it be?
5. Would you rather spend eternity in a cauldron of boiling oil, locked in an igloo, or sitting in a pot of honey and why?
And if you want to keep it going...
Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
You will update your weblog with the answers to the questions.
You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
So it wasn't an STD?
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