Melony Louise's Natural Habitat

I don't even want to get into how retarded last night was, but I guess I will try to briefly summarize.

See Nessa. See Nessa's short temper. See Nessa's short temper shorten because she got hit by a car Monday and so she's in severe pain even after three Vicoden. See Nessa get pissed at ... everything. Fast forward to one in the morning. See Melony screaming at Nessa in the middle of the Barnes and Noble parking lot for being damn near completely unpleaseable for an entire three hours.

See that work until we get to her place and then she decides I somehow spoiled something major for asking something about the sixth book to someone else.

Women, ugh.

Then I woke up and my eyes were swollen. Cats. How I hate those that aren't my own. By now, the swelling's gone down (though it took half the day) but my right eye is leaking something weird and at times sticky. How concerned should I be?

Anyway ... THE END OF HARRY POTTER! THE SURPRISE ENDING! IS! THAT! ... HARRY POTTER IS REALLY LORD VOLDEMORT'S LEFT PINKY!

It's in my future plans, like post Nessa reading the book cos otherwise I won't live to tell the tale, to buy a white tee and write the last sentence of the book on it on the back, and then a list of all the fatalities along with corresponding page number on the front. It will be awesome.