The downside to dating a chronic joker: April 1st.

First thing he did when he came in the door: "I - I think we should see," ruined by laughter, "other people." To which I responded, "get over here dumb ass."

And all day it was bad April Fools jokes like that. By the way, to the gents who may read or be reading this blog, April Fools jokes? During sex? Not cool.

But stuff was happening today that made me feel like I should be going "um ... April fools? Hahaha...hah?" First off, my friend Sam in Okiehoma got in a car wreck last night. Life-flashed-before-her-eyes sort of car wreck. Air-bag-gone-off-a-second-later-she'd-be-dead sort of car wreck. She woke me to call me and tell me. She's lucky the date didn't register with me cos it would have taken her FOREVER to convince me it actually happened. Fortunately she's not too badly beat up; her left arm's pretty banged and she had some post-trauma ness and maybe even a little whiplash it sounded like, but still pretty fucking freaky.

Then, I don't know if anybody's been reading my uber long "this is everything that's on my mind" posts lately, but I talked about having two friends that just didn't talk and it appeared to be all rumor mill bullshit. Well, they made up at some point over the weekend and they're gonna try to rekindle the friendship. I'm insanely happy for them, but I was still expecting God to pop out of a gopher hole and go "OH MY GOD, JUST KIDDING!"

My bottom holes from my wisdoms ... I can only describe the taste as being "everything I've eaten since I got them pulled ... plus the taste of wounds and stitches." Eventually the pain will be gone though. Eventually.

Oh, and for the first time in awhile I had a nightmare last night. Something about a bus turning into a children's mental ward and then one of the children merging into my body as I screamed in pain and then me waking up trying to push a pillow off me. Maybe I'm over doing the Silent Hill addiction? The boy's convinced I just want children.

Yes, honey ... I want psychotic children who live in the back of a Greyhound, especially one who acts as a human metal detector. All I wanted to do in the dream was ski, too. Bastard subconscious, fucking with my skiing.

Gakked From Write on Track

Turn your MP3 or Ipod on. Choose all your music and turn the player on random. (I don't know about you, but I always have my MP3 on random). Press forward to each question and use the song title to answer each question with your own comments added.

So this is my MP3 oracle:

1.How are you feeling today?
HISTORY- Funeral for a Friend
I actually have been feeling rather insightful into my last couple years for a month or so now, but not today oddly. But this band does always make me think of a friend of mine who I had a little bit of drama with today, so that works I s'pose

2. Will you get far in life?
YOU OWE ME AN IOU- Hot Hot Heat
Not financially that's for damn sure.

3. How do your friends see you?
OVER NOW- Sugarcult
They're ... over me? Cool?

4.Will you get married?
YOUR TIME IS NEAR- The Caesars
This is odd considering I don't have plans to get married ... am I gonna be forcefully eloped?

5. What is your best friend’s theme song?
LONDON BECKONED SONGS ABOUT MONEY BY MACHINES- PANIC! at the Disco
Nope, rofl.

6. What is the story of your life?
UNDERSTANDING IN A CAR CRASH- Thursday
...I feel stupid even trying to understand that one.

7. What was high school like?
TRYNNA FIND A WAY- Nelly Furtado
Yes, I listen to Nelly Furtado, shut up; I just don't plague myself with that "Promiscuous" shit. Well, I was always trying to find a way to get out what little I had to do, so that works.

8.How can you get ahead in life?
TROLLEYWOOD- Eisley
Prostitution in Hollywood!

9.What is the best thing about your friends?
GRADUATION DAY- Head Automatica
I ... just ... don't know.

10. What is in store for this weekend?
LUCKY DENVER MINT- Jimmy Eat World
I'm gonna get lucky in Colorado while eating mints.

11. To describe your grandparents?
BRAND NEW COLONY- Postal Service
OH, I KNOW THIS ONE! My grandmother on my father's side was raised a Nazi in Germany during WWII. That means a new colony of blonde haired blue eyed perfection!

12. How is your life going?
DEBBIE- Sugarcult
"Debbie was a lesbian yesterday."

13. What song will they play at your funeral?
PATRICK- June
I have no idea. "Is this what you wanted?"

14. How does the world see you?
HUSH SAID THE QUEEN- Ten Falls Forth
They want me to shut up. I'm fine with that, but that doesn't mean I'm about to.

15. Will you have a happy life?
LIKE MOTHS TO FLAME- Thrice
Happy, yes, long, no.

16. What do your friends really think of you?
PREVENT THIS TRAGEDY- Alkaline Trio
I'm a tragedy? They think I'm prone to tragedy?

17. Do people secretly lust after you?
AUTUMN EFFECT- 10 Years
Yes. I was born in November, and I'm a scorpio, thus it's the Autumn Effect to just love me instantly.

18. How can I make myself happy?
RADIO PLAYER- Allister
Yes, music does make me happy. Very happy.

19. What should you do with your life?
PISTOLA- Incubus
I should be an assassin. But rather than use a pistola, I'll use the boy's idea: give a guy head, and then right when he's having an orgasm, blow into his dickhole as hard as possible. The pressure will cause his penis to explode inside and he'll bleed to death within a few seconds. Delicious.

Or, you know, the song is about writing. I could do that as well.

20. Will you ever have children?
LILY DREAMS ON- Cotton Mather
I will, but they will be surrogates for a woman named Lily.

21. What song would you strip to?
WINDING ROAD- Bonnie Somerville
That ... is ... impossible ...

22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
MONEY- Pink Floyd
I'd give him money for it. Or tell him that if he was gonna rape and kill me he'd have to fork over the dough first.

23. What does your mum think of you?
BRIGHTLY WOUND- Eisley
My mom does think I stress and freak easy. It's true.

24. What is your deep dark secret?
RISE AND FALL OF BILL- Big Japan
Monica Lewinsky didn't sleep with Bill Clinton: I DID! Who cares if I was only like six when that happened!?

25. What is your mortal enemy’s theme song?
SUMMER '79- The Ataris
This does make sense cos this is my least liked song by this band.

26. What’s your personality like?
BRAIN STEW- Green Day
This was true until I found replacement pain pills.

27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
BREATHE- Anna Nalick
A song about a break up ... at a wedding ... huh.

I did one of these about a year ago and that one made SO much more sense it freaked me out. This one just kind of sucked.

Also, for anyone who may care, I figured out the end of the Silent Hill movie. You have to watch it a few times and listen to what everyone says but yeah. If anybody is a fanatic like me, let me know and I may make a post to explain.

So today I had plans to meet up with a couple friends and the boy. One friend went to Elk Grove, the boy got caught up in some issues with his taxes, and then there's my friend's mother. If I go into the details of it I'll kill a kitten, but basically she cancelled on us like always because I'm there. And she made it a fucking last minute change also, like always. Cunt. I hate that word, but it fits her nicely. But I get to see the boy tomorrow and it's been almost a week so it'll be nice.

Let's just hope I don't have some sort of breakdown like I've been having since I got the teeths pulled.

I found this making the runs on BE. Yes, it is Pyramidhead. Yes, he is made of paper. Yes, it is rapearifically adorable. Yes, it was made by Chamoo232 on Paper Kraft.

Okay, so for those who don't know, I am obsessed with the Silent Hill movie, and would be obsessed with the games if I wasn't such a pussy. Before I watched the movie or even knew that much about the games though, I was in love with Pyramidhead. There was a girl in a forum I used to frequent who would collect Pyramidhead pictures like crazy, and I went "who, what, huh?" And then realized what he was all about and wet myself a little. He lead me into watching what is now one of my favorite movies, so drool over his rapist glory with me!