Melony Louise's Natural Habitat

Found this meme thing on Panda Jr's blog.

1. What, exactly, is it that you like about "Closer"?
Natalie Portman. The writing that is less American film more English theatre. The fact that the first time I saw it I gasped at several of the things said when I rarely offend. Oh, and Natalie Portman.

2. How long have you known you have Tourette's Syndrome?
I don't have Tourette's; I just take great pleasure in yelling obscene things at the people who piss me off. Like small children for instance.

3. What all parts of your body do you shave?
This is a convenient question for explaining a (not fake for a laugh) quirk of mine ... I have great issues with the concept of using a razor. No, really! And even the idea of waxing makes my eyes water, so I'm left with two things ... Nair and scissors. So, to answer, I take care of the arm pits when they get bad, and I take care of the girly parts when I want to feel especially sexy. Nair worked on my legs one and a half times ... now I just get random bald splotches like an old man's hair line.

4. If you could have anyone in the world for a pen pal, who would it be?
This reminds me of when I was about eight and wanted Melissa Joan Hart to be my best pen pal friend. Mostly because it was a memory just on my mind a couple days ago. But to answer for now, I suppose Steven of SURS on Fuse. Mostly because I aspire to have his job someday.

5. Would you rather spend eternity in a cauldron of boiling oil, locked in an igloo, or sitting in a pot of honey and why?
The oil would fall under my fear of being burned to death, one I developed thanks to Silent Hill, so no. I actually (well, in comparison to the 60 degree winters) enjoy the 100+ degree summers, so no igloo. The honey could work for its kink factor at least once or twice, so yes. It would actually be quite enjoyable until Winnie ate me.

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