Melony Louise's Natural Habitat

My day in haiku cos I'm tired:

Saw my aunt Nadine
she's a bitch but her grandkid
is way fucking cute.

And my cousin is
nice enough (not Lisa, the
other one) but dim.

Quite needless to say,
it was the longest three and
half hours ever.

But it balanced out
Cos I went with Lisa and
The Boy to a show.

Heigl is "Knocked Up"
And this movie is so so
so freaking funny.

Plus, Katherine Heigl
has sex scenes and I am a
Big fan of her rack.

FIN.